Internet Buffet

Noah returns to his room with a peculiar agility. Though it is 40 degrees outside, his window is fully open. He's shirtless, wearing only wool socks and cotton sleeping bottoms. He snatches an empty yellow spiralbound from his bookshelf and writes:

Dear horribly misguided Internet user: your greedy spark is inside all our hearts, hiding in the darkest corners -interrupted by a mom- you should know that just because you can download any delicious little treat, does not mean that you must, or that you should -- for it can become a pathological activity. Remember that the quality is almost always more important than the quantity -- except when dealing with large quantities of great quality.