Thursday, some asshole was standing outside the bank, and

I was running some errands on Thursday. I biked into town, and, among other places, I went to Commerce Bank to use the machine that converts pocket change into more useful forms of currency; it's like Coinstar, but free. As I left, some dude in a suit who was standing just outside the doors of the bank asked me if I wanted a "free" water ice. Of course, I declined. I didn't want to get within personal distance of this guy, because I suspected he was going to try to sell me something. I said, "No thanks man, I'm good." He replied, "You don't want a FREE water ice? :(" and I said, "I'm sure man, I'm good."

I think he was very disappointed.

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