I'd post these all week if I didn't care about being obnoxious and distasteful

What can I say about "Macho Man" Randy Savage that hasn't already been said about painfully defensive closeted gay males and cartoons characters/action figures designed for boys between the ages of 9 and 15? Well, I could potentially say a lot, but he speaks for himself.

Present Day Macho Man:



Arsenio Hall-era Macho Man: