"Gary Coleman Is Someone's Dark Savior" Blog

The first picture conveys a sense of evil intermingled with the aesthetic of acid-washed denim.



The second picture is more "evil genius" combined with "crack cocaine" which gets to the subject looking like some evil genius who lost his original body in a crack factory explosion but is now made of pure rock cocaine, and instead of tying his victims up and pointing lasers at them, he just breathes crack in their faces and leaves them paralyzed in an ecstatic drug stupor. Am I the only one who feels this shit?



These pictures make it apparent that Mr. Coleman shops at Good Will; additionally, we find out that he's not very good at it.