There are jellyfish out there that (potentially) never die.
Los Angeles: whole family killed cheaply and efficiently without leaving a trace of lineage; nation shocked, slightly impressed.
"Meredith Chivers is a creator of bonobo pornography..."
I never really knew a damn thing about John Updike, but he's dead now.
Old Bush says some funny shit about an awful woman; Bill Clinton comments appropriately (link)
Microsoft Songsmith takes the web by storm in many ways (the awful commercial that started it all)